Memory, or Lack There Of



I don’t understand, can someone please explain?

What the heck happens inside my poor brain?



I remember who I am so far…

How to walk and drive a car.



I remember how to read and write,

And mostly how to a fly a kite.



How does it decide what it should hold?

Apparently less as I get old!



I used to be as bright as an orange daisy,

Now I feel like I’m going “plum crazy”!



I looked on my nightstand, then underneath.

But I still haven’t found my set of false teeth.



When did I last take my anxiety medication?

The answer could really affect my level of sedation!



I need a refill on my bunion ointment,

But I forgot my darn doctor appointment.





The squeal of the smoke alarm is concerning!

Oh! Never mind, it’s just my breakfast burning.



I’m not very certain.  I can only assume.

The purpose behind walking into this room.



Have I fed my pets today?

I can’t blame them if they go astray.



I write lists, and lists galore,

But forget to take them to the store.



Who took my pen?  It was just here!

Oops! I found it, behind by left ear.



I don’t really know what to do with myself,

I was sure I had laid my glasses on this shelf.



I’m not sure if I paid the electric bill?!

Without proper heat, I may catch a chill.



I’m trying so hard not to curse,

But I can’t find my bleeping purse!



First, I pout, then I groan.

Once again, I’ve lost my cell phone!



You’ll never guess where I found my keys!

In the refrigerator, behind the cheese.



I made it to the check-out with my full cart.

But forgot to bring my coupons, which wasn’t very smart!



Now I’m very nervous.  My stomach’s in a knot.

I can’t remember where the car is in the parking lot!



Thanks to the wonders of GPS,

At least the car remembers my address.



I struggled up the front porch steps with my full load.

Just my rotten luck, I’ve forgotten my security code!



My serious memory loss is such an aggravation,

Maybe what I need is a relaxing vacation.



My brain needs a reboot, it’s very clear.

Quickly!  Now quickly!  Before it’s severe!







Nina Herron