I’m a God-praising,
thunder-praying,
everlasting life-seeking,
church every day of the week 
and Holy Ghost-filled,
spirit-sealed,
verse-quoting,
Bible-toting,
Jesus-witnessing,
door-to-door-knocking,
devil-socking,
hymn-rocking,
hollering and hooting,
rooting and tooting,
demon-booting-
Christian.