I see you ogling my lanky athletic beauty, my cropped brindle hair brushed and glossy. My dark eyes track your reckless approach, and, yes, that’s my tongue that drapes and drools over fanged teeth as I pant in the suffocating Iraqi heat, sprawled here in the enclosed hold of a C-130 night flight to Baghdad. Do upright ears, narrow chest betray my Belgian Malinois heritage? I’m Sgt. Kelley, military working dog. That kickass corporal over there, who calls himself my handler, he works for me, not I for him. He exists only to ensure my safety and survival. When I burn my paw pads on the scorched hard ball while out on patrol, the big lunk picks me up and carries me. I’m sure I got heavy after a couple clicks. If roaming ferals threaten attack, he employs lethal force to protect me. But his show of true devotion came last mission when special ops requested a dog to sweep for unexploded ordnance. That’s my MOS, sniffing out explosives. So we Black Hawk-in, link up with the cowboys. No sooner set down, an incoming round knocks me flat. When I pop back up, corporal sees that I’m bleeding from shrapnel wounds. She’s wounded! He shouts, pressing bandages to stem the blood flow. Call the nine-line! Lead cowboy balks at his dust-off request; still wants me to perform the sweep! No can do, you bastards! She’s out of here! Dust-off evacs me to a battalion aid station for wound suturing and Purple Heart pinning. Our C-130 descends, touches down, taxies to terminal. After this short layover, I’m off to USA for well-deserved R and R leave. Corporal stays; he’ll team-up with another dog. They don’t want us forming close bonds, which lead to bad habits. I’m okay with that, though I’ll never forget he saved this dog’s ass. I’ll soon return for ’nother tour, then retire when old, if I survive Iraq’s mean streets.