Buy the last beer! 
One for the road! 
Heading home!
Buy a six-pack for the road!
All of a sudden you have a clone. 
You’re not alone! 
You’re in the danger zone!
A blackout!
The place is jail.
You have a pile of charges.
The last thing you remember 
was being at the bar.
You pinch yourself 
to see if this is a dream!
Vagabond
By Scott Lehman
VA Medical Center—St. Louis, MO

I follow the clouds,
I don’t like crowds,
I’m a Vagabond. 
Wander everywhere, 
All I want is my share, 
I’m a Vagabond. 
Can’t you tell, 
Been there, 
Done that, 
Got nine lives 
Like a black cat, 
I’m a Vagabond.
Running to and fro, 
I’m always on the go, 
I’m a Vagabond. 
On the highway, 
Like Frankie said, 
I did it my way, 
I’m a Vagabond. 
I’ll never stop, 
Spin like a top, 
Down the road.