Army calls me SATA,
Navy says I’m MATA.
At the SFVA,
Just an average YATA.
Isn’t that IRONIC
Or just RHETORIC?

This year I’m PLOTY;
Last year I was VOTY.
At the CAPO,
I’m never SMOTY.
Sounds so PLUTONIC
Maybe PEDANTIC.

On CAPITOL hill
Joe is POTUS,
Jill is FLOTUS,
There is no SLOTUS.
It’s so SATIRIC,
Hint of SEMANTIC,
Just plain ROMANTIC.

Our first ever SGOTUS,
Will he be FGOTUS?
And, Justice on the SCOTUS,
Read your COTUS
On the TOTUS.
Just ask the VEEP.

Intent here was DIDACTIC
To employ neither TACTIC,
Nor make one FRANTIC,
Nor TRAUMATIC.
Not to be HYPNOTIC,
Rather HYPOSTATIC,
Or OXYMORONIC!

To Help You:
OTUS–Of The United States
OTY–Of The Year
SATA–Sergeant-At-Arms
MATA– Master-At-Arms
SFVA–San Francisco Veterans Affairs Medical Center
YATA–Joe or Moe
PLOTY –Post Legionnaire Of The Year
VOTY—Volunteer Of The Year;
CAPO–American Legion Cathay Post (384)
SMOTY–Support Member Of The Year
POTUS–President Of The United States
FLOTUS–First Lady Of The United States (Wife of President)
SLOTUS–Second Lady Of The United States (Wife of Vice President)
SGOTUS–Second Gentleman Of The United States (Husband of Vice President);
FGOTUS–First Gentleman Of The United States (Husband of the President)
SCOTUS–Supreme Court Of The United States
COTUS–Constitution Of The United States
TOTUS–Teleprompter Of The United States; VEEP–Vice President).