Doesn't seem to matter what I do I’m always seen as number two No one knows how hard I’ve tried I've had feelings I can't hide And more feelings I can't explain Making me certifiably insane All my life, I've always been polite Always doing what was right Cause I'm just Mel. Anywhere else I would be swell. Is it my destiny to live a life of bald fragility? I'm just Mel Where I see love, she sees a friend What will it take for her to see the man behind the shades and fight for me? I wanna know what it's like to love. That’s not a crime? Am I not hot when I'm feeling? Is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming? I'm no dreamer. Can you feel the Mel I am? Feels so real, my Mel I am Can you feel the Mel I am? Feels so real, the Mel I am I'm just Mel. Anywhere else I would be swell. Is it my destiny to live a life of bald fragility? I'm just Mel Where I see love, she sees a friend What will it take for her to see that I’m much more than some bald guy? What if I pretend to be a spy? Or to be shy? Or maybe prophesy? Would that attract her? I'm just Mel (and I'm enough) And I'm great at doing stuff So, hey, check me out, yeah, I'm just Mel My name's Mel (and so am I) Put that manly hand in mine So, hey, world, check me out, yeah, I'm just Mel Baby, I'm just Mel (nobody else, nobody else)