Puttin’ Putin, you should build a world-class golf course in Moscow. World leaders could resolve issues peacefully over golf. Holy Cow! Former President Trump, at Mar-a-Lago, you could play golf together The balls would fly whichever way the wind blows. Augusta, Georgia, home of the Masters, The coveted Green Jacket could avert global disasters. So, instead of fighting, just play golf. World problems will gradually resolve.