Ten Good Things from Macular Degeneration

By C.L. Nemeth



	1 No need to clean your glasses.  You can’t see anything anyway.

	2 You can now wear serge and not worry about the lit.

	3 Your grandkids love that you can’t tell a dime from a penny, nor a five from a single.

	4 Your standing with the fair sex is rising.  You can’t tell the pretty from the not so pretty.

	5 The family dog no longer is under foot.  You’ve punted him so much that he now stays far away.

	6 Now old ladies help me cross the street.

	7 What?  Gravy on my tie?  I thought it was a design.

	8 People are so friendly.  They toot their horns and shout greetings as I cross the street.

	9 No more gardening.  They say I hoed the daisies out.

	10 I can give candy to little girls now, without getting into trouble.