He’s a real go-getter; we the people couldn’t do better. He has charm and enthusiasm for the people. The Russians love him so much they even voted for him! Full steam ahead, Captain Trump. Keep them guessing; don’t let them be messing with Lady Liberty. Do as you please. If you want the job done right, you’ve got to do it yourself. I met him walking down 5th Avenue when he was dating Marla Maples. She had legs like a baby grand piano, and her eyes sparkled like the Milky Way. He probably knew he would be President one day. While the cat’s away, the mice will play. This man will change the course of history; he will lead us to victory.