Well ambassador thanks for meeting with me again so soon!  Good to see you again!  How about a good shot of Vodka?  Grey Goose our very best not like the rot gut your regular Russians have to drink!  Only the best for my good friend!  Say I know Russia is good friends with China and China is buying Russian oil by the ocean loads so Russia has lots of money to keep the slaughter going in the Ukraine.  I have a great idea ambassador!!  Suggest to China they build a hu?ge bridge over the entire South China Sea and charge Tarriff to all shipping since China thinks they own the entire south China Sea where all of 65 percent of worldwide shipping goes through!  They could become zillionaires!  However wait one Ambassador.  Perhaps our three aircraft battle groups might not like waiting to go through.  China might have bridge repair to do because there are no Navy Seal underwater demolition experts on any of those carriers!  And we are friends and friends don’t blow up other friends bridges.  As for those islands the Chinese are building for their super great jets perhaps you could suggest you mig 29 problem.  Hey they are great jets!  Those Gen 4 fighters are really good-almost as good as our F-22 gen 5 fighters that could shoot them down from 300 miles away.  Oh now don’t worry we only have 5 squadrons on Taiwan! What’s a few planes between friends?  I am sure China would not mind a bit!  How do you like that Grey Goose ambassador?  You look a little pale to me----here let me freshen that up for you!  Now there is no real threat to anyone---the aircraft carriers are really in port---Honest hey are!  And so are all the nuclear attack subs!  All those flyboys is Taiwan do is party, chase women and have fun.  They never even practice!  Rela!  Our trust of each other is at an all time high and Gorbacheve!  Well, I have to run now and meet with the joint chiefs so we can become even closer friends and remember there are no American assets anywhere!  Have a great day sir!