Uncle Samuel By Scott Sjostrand Uncle Samuel played me for a Government Hooker Fool! Lady Gaga sang it right, Nighty Night! I was blind, but now I see, six times-literally;! A crucified human lab rat that lived All because my nation’s government fibbed. Th prey on the unmet needs of unsuspecting people?! What gives, Weeble? This Weeble didn’t fall down, just wobbled. Quality assurance, accountability now, full throttle! Eh, what’s up, Doc? Many will answer me when I talk. With great fear and shame, things won’t be the same! You can’t pick your relatives.