I never met a lady worth singing about;
They all rejected me.
They turned from my tender touch
and never cared nothing about me.
Lies and cigarette smoke, 
deception and mistreatment
Are all they offered me.
I never met a lady worth singing about;
I had no wife, no family,
No kid to call my own.
The ladies ignored my tender touch
And blew smoke in my sexy brown eyes.
How can such a great man
Be mistreated by all the ladies?
How can such a wonderful man
Be left out in the cold by the ladies?
Now I see them fighting on Jerry Springer
About nothing worth fighting for. 
I never met a lady worth singing for;
Lies and cigarette smoke, 
deception and mistreatment
Are all they offered me.
Many years have passed me by
With the ladies playing their games.
Some gave me a false name;
I had no wife, no family,
No kid to call my own.
They ignored my tender touch; 
Sometimes there were one night stands.
How can such a wonderful man
Be mistreated by all the ladies?
And how can such a wonderful man 
Be left out in the cold?
They blew smoke in my sexy brown eyes
And turned from my tender touch.
I have no lady fan;
I'm not a lady's man.
I never met a lady worth singing for.