Just Call Me Cherry
By: Lawrence W Langman (C)

It was a smoky saloon
on a swinging Friday night.
Watching all of those curves,
oh, what a sight.
They were swinging and a swaying
until the nights a blur.
Although they do call me
a liquor connoisseur.
They broke into a line dance,
I swear the whole dam bar.
I tried to sit at my table
watching from afar.
Now...
You can never take the honk
out of honkytonk
You can never take a cowboy
out the way that he walks. 
You can never take the pit
out the center of a cherry
Yet if the stem is knotted
oh, that's the girl you marry.
Here we go....
They broke into a line dance,
I swear the whole dam bar.
I tried to sit at my table
watching from afar.
Yet this little bitty thing
grabbed ahold of my arms.
She pulled me to the dance floor
she promised not to harm.
Just follow along 
and mimic all my moves.
I promise I will get you
into the groove.
Now...
You can never take the honk
out of honkytonk
You can never take a cowboy
out the way that he walks. 
You can never take the pit
out the center of a cherry
Yet if the stem is knotted
oh, that's the girl you marry.
Oh yeah, that's the girl
oh that's the girl..
and her name is Cherry!