Dear John I was a Wrangler Jean wearing teen Who yielded a Skoal Wintergreen back pocket ring I drove a 73 Volkswagen Van and I rodeoed all over this land But I was ready to be her rodeo man We both made it through 9/11 Her heart was set on Kent State and mine on Parris Island I had a class ring for a wedding band and a promise to her already planned That I would return from war to my homeland Bullets and bad dudes often take the lives of our young guys But the plain words that are wrote in one singular note Can create more destruction and pain than any one person can explain Dear John, is her name But I couldn’t get this woman to marry me It took me going off to war for her to see Her love carried me past distant shores and palm trees My Dear John’s name was Carrie Lee When my Dear John caught up to me I was on light duty from a bullet wound just below my knee No training I ever received could prepare me for what I would read If you die in Iraq, it wouldn’t bother me My Dear John goes on to say I no longer love you anymore and, on this relationship, I’m closing the door While you have been far away my feelings have ventured astray Her words left me confused and torn While a tiny part of me died inside I knew in a matter of no time I would be back on the outside of the line I took Dear John and folded her up and caught the next convoy truck Linking back up with Easy Company And on that dusty dirty ride, I did decide It would take more than a Dear John from Carrie Lee to hinder me I have more guts, glory, and pride than any man she would ever find Screw you Dear John, I’m a United States Marine