The familiar glow of my television died, snuffed out by digital murderers, never again to display evening news, sports, game shows. I’m forced to buy a new TV, dump the old dysfunctional tube into bins labeled hazardous material, reuse, repurpose, recycle. The new screen performs as advertised: images sharper than shattered crystal, colors that could make birds of paradise envious. But high-definition broadcasts horrify show hosts, news anchors; showcase bloodshot eyes, bad teeth, caldera pores, lava-flow wrinkles. Low-budget special effects exposed like amateur puppet theater, strings and crutch in full view, puppeteer hunched under blankets. Camera software rushes into production, blurs images like oil smeared on lenses, secret trick of photographers to hide imperfection. Farewell media collection, Betamax, VHS, DVD, incapable of playing clear memories until restored, remastered, repurchased. Nothing I own will ever be good enough. Before the scent of new plastic subsides, my new television is obsolete, next generation on sale.