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Medication Blues
By Lynn Norton, Air Force
Writing Type: Poem
By Lynn A. Norton
--Leawood, KS
Doctor recommended!
Use by date on bottle. Void if seal
is broken. May cause drowsiness, itching,
flushing, sweating, denture breath, acid
reflux, muscle cramps, swollen hemorrhoids,
the heartbreak of psoriasis. Call your doctor
for an erection that lasts more than six hours.
Feel better overnight!
See dramatic improvement after only one
dose. Remove foil wrapper before inserting
into rectum. Do not operate machinery, enter
into debt, legal agreements, new relationships
until you know how the medication affects you.
Dispose of unused contents after expiration.
Get immediate help if symptoms persist!
Side effects have occurred, including deaths.
Discontinue use if you experience swelling
of lips and tongue, sore throat, difficulty
breathing, headache, fatigue, blurred vision,
fever, chills, nausea, vomiting, restless legs,
jaundice, flatulence that only dogs can hear.
Call now for a free consultation!
