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By Carl "Papa" Palmer

--University Place, WA

Sir, permission to speak, Major, sir. Go ahead, Private.

Sir, what time is the 10 o'clock inspection, Major, sir?

You mean the ten hundred hours inspection, Private?

Sir, yes, sir. I mean ten hundred hours inspection, sir.

The inspection will be at ten hundred hours, Private.

Sir, yes, sir. However we've been standing here since

ten hundred hours for thirty minutes now, Major, sir.

It will be ten hundred hours when I say it is, Private,

as he checks his watch, waits for the colonel to arrive.

Will I ever get the military out of my mind; must each

situation become another army wrinkle in time? While

I wait thirty minutes past my 10 o'clock appointment,

ponder if I should be the private, ask the receptionist

how much longer until my 10 o'clock job interview or

take the role of major and wait for the colonel to arrive.